Monday, July 13, 2009

Because You Care. Just a Little TOO Much.

On our long date Saturday of having all the time in the world to talk and laugh, Chris and I came up with something that is very "needed" in today's market.

You know those overly nosy/probing/into-everyone’s-personal-lives people? They might be at work, at church, a friend, or even a family member. They are the ones that come up to anyone, in front of as many people as possible, and loudly ask them intrusive questions about their private business. You know the ones.

You know how uncomfortable you feel when you witness one of these intrusions, or, worse yet, are the TARGET of such encroachment?

Well, it would be so much nicer if those oh-so-rude-people could just send people cards, rather than feeling the need to air everyone’s dirty laundry and make all within ear shot as uncomfortable as if they were wearing a pair of leather pants five sizes too small, don’t you think?

So Chris and I have decided that there is a need for:

TMI Greeting Cards
“Because you Care. Just a little TOO Much.”

Here are our first line of cards:

Card A:

Outside:
TMI Tubes O

Inside:
TMI Tubes I

Card B:

Outside:
TMI Disowned O

Inside:
TMI Disowned I

Card C:

Outside:
TMI Divorce

Inside:
TMI Divorce I

Card D:

Outside:
TMI Episi O

Inside:

TMI Episi I
Card E:

Outside:
TMI Hemmorrhoids O

Inside:
TMI Hemmorrhoids I

Card F:

Outside:

TMI Homebirth

Inside:
TMI Homebirth I

Card G:

Outside:
TMI Paternity

Inside:
TMI Paternity I
Card H:

Outside:

TMI Rehab O

Inside:
TMI Rehab I

Ahem. Yes, these cards should lessen the awkwardness quite nicely, don't you think?

15 Comments:

Jill said...

Oh my heavens - crack me up!

Lianne said...

Bwahahaha! I think the world is calling, nay, BEGGING for these to be marketed.

Carrie said...

Ha! That's hilarious. Thanks for early morning laugh.

Leanna said...

Very funny! I have an aunt who would benefit from these cards.

Ann Marie said...

L.O.L.
thats awesome!
I should print those out for the office! :)
you are however, missing a card for the "when are you EVER going to have kids/more kids?!"

Gina said...

I love the cards. They are too funny. Is sad though that people tend to pry that much.

Wade's World said...

LOL!! Those are amazing! If you ever needed another job you could always go to work for Hallmark's "Saturday" line of cards. Those would fit right in!

And I agree with Ann Marie. I'm shocked that that card hasn't been made yet.

Anonymous said...

Those cards are hilarious. Can you print me about 3 of the second one. I really need that so I won't be that obnoxious person who says it to their face. LYB
I just read Ann Marie's comment, oh so true.

Rachel said...

OMG These made my day! Freakin hilarious!

Trina said...

lol Rachel, you never cease to make me laugh!

Leanna said...

I have to add along the same line as Ann Marie the "When are you going to get married" or "Why aren't you married" card.

Tyson, Rachel and Kariya said...

Hahaha, I'm so glad I found your blog! All the laughing just makes my days. :)

Cassie said...

Absolutely hilarious!

Leeann Ward said...

I'm a new reader, but your blog is refreshingly funny! Love the cards idea and love your easy sense of humor over all.

Amber said...

I just came across your blog, you are a crack up, I love it!