Utter Silliness

Pop-Up Pageant.

January 27, 2012

So I know that The Miss America Pageant was two weeks ago. I’ve been busy – what can I say? Plus, I just got the opportunity to re-watch parts of the pageant with Ali for our annual viewing party of “The Princesses of the States”. And really, The Pageant is like a Pixar movie – [...]

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SurveyMommy.

January 18, 2012

I went on a second date the other day. It was nerve-wracking, because we had been hooked up over one of those internet sites for months – you know the type I’m talking about? No, not a dating site – geez, people. One of those Mommy blog things. Anyway, so blind dates are scary enough, [...]

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Hark the Herald Legos Sing

December 23, 2011

Last year, Chris and Ali debuted their first Nativity Scene made from Legos.  This year, they started earlier, planned better, and enlarged their panorama to encompass the entire city of Bethlehem. However, Lego isn’t exactly a religious company, seeing as how they have custom sets for every possible historical and fictional setting, but not a [...]

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Jealousy.

December 1, 2011

Hi, virtual people! Noah here! So I just found out that The Sister Who Calls Herself Ali guest blogged yesterday. And let me tell you – my first reaction was not happiness on her behalf. I’M the guest blogging kid around here – not her!! And besides that, I had just pitched an awesome blog [...]

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Siri and Me, Sitting in a Tree.

November 1, 2011

Chris surprised me for my birthday – I mean, completely surprised me.  I thought I had already received all of my birthday goodness, especially including a particularly awesome trip. And then he gave me a brand new shiny happy iPhone 4s. I was so confused by his extravagant gift that I didn’t even open it [...]

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So We Meet At Last.

October 9, 2011

Why hello there, Thirty. What’s that? Is that loathing I hear?? You already detest me?  But we just met! Ooooh…you’ve heard about all of the nasty things I’ve been saying about you. If you thought that was bad, you should have heard all the nasty things I’ve been thinking about you. But nevertheless, I apologize.  [...]

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Can’t Buy Me Love.

September 29, 2011

The CEO of my bank is a Tween Girl. She is sitting at the top of her skyscraper downtown in her pink bedazzled office suite, chewing Bubble Yum, flipping through her Justice catalog, painting her nails a fabulous shade of Purple Me Tender, and talking on her jewel-cased iPhone. “I know, like, right?? He is [...]

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Frequently Asked Idiocies.

September 8, 2011

After 54 hours, our power was thankfully returned to us late last  night. During those 54 hours, I had nothing better to do than repeatedly dial Alabama Power’s automated system enough to crash their server.  I also checked out their website, and in said process, I read their FAQs.  I discovered that their frequently asked [...]

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Mommy Benefits Package.

August 31, 2011

United Mommy’s Union (UMU) New Policies and Announcements August 2011 Dear UMU Members, I hope that you have all had a wonderful summer full of perfectly behaved children who spent their days idyllically reveling in their summer vacations, but are now thrilled to be back in school and studying up a frenzy.  Right? We realize [...]

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Baby v. Food

August 21, 2011

Hi! Noah Here. And welcome to Baby v. Food! I’m a food fanatic who’s only been eating for about two months, but I haven’t yet met anything I didn’t like to eat – food or otherwise. Now I’m on a mouthwatering journey to pig out as often as possible, and take on the Mommy’s most [...]

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