Weird Strange and True

Sleepwalking is a Genetic Disorder.

February 10, 2012

I would like to take a moment to thank my new video monitor for convincing me that Noah will never be allowed to move out of his crib. …and yes, he was asleep for almost all of that.  Heaven help his wife.

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CreepyHappy.

January 31, 2012

I have come to a life-changing realization. Life-CHANGING, I tell you. I now know what my favorite movie genre is. CreepyHappy. (As opposed to my blog post yesterday, which was just CreepyCreepy.) (Sorry about that.) (Also, sorry about the misunderstandings as to which parts were real and which parts only happened in my head.) (Hopefully [...]

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A Culmination of Sweet, Sweet Justice.

January 25, 2012

Chris and I went to Atlanta last weekend. I had a couple of Vault parties in The Big City, and he tagged along to make it a date weekend. Friday night, we went out to eat at Taverna Plaka with Chris’ former roommate and Roommate’s Girlfriend. If you’ve been hanging around here for a while, [...]

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Zulily. Really??

December 28, 2011

The Zulily iPhone App is the most dangerous thing I’ve ever installed on my phone. I was a latecomer to the wonderful world of Zulily, mainly because I was too lazy to actually go to their website.  But somehow I managed to stumble across the iPhone app, and here I am.  A complete Zulily addict. [...]

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Awkwardly Intense Busybody Club: Mall Task Force.

December 20, 2011

The mall becomes a dangerous place during the Christmas holidays. …Busy shoppers crowd the walkways, sending claustrophobics gasping for a tiny piece of fresh, un-fouled by Chinese-Mall-Food-Breath. …Indoor fake snow causes small children to slip and fall and break their precious limbs. …Kiosk Predators get desperate to sell their unwanted merchandise and begin shooting their [...]

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Christmas Disillusionment.

December 8, 2011

Dear Mr. Stover, When I saw a display of your single serving treats in my local drugstore, I bought a couple for my daughter’s Christmas calendar. I purchased them because I know that you have good chocolate.  And I care about this because I usually manage to eat approximately 53% of my daughter’s loot, and [...]

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My Griswold.

November 25, 2011

The following events transpired on the Sunday before Thanksgiving, long before the Christmas Police would approve.  Suspects are now in custody. There’s Clark… There’s Clark’s Assistant… There’s Clark’s Wanna-Be Assistant… (And Admirer) (And Taste-Tester) There’s plenty of time to waste while Clark works. Climbing trees… Getting stuck in trees… Swinging… Jumping in giant leaf piles… [...]

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On Meeting The Party Friends.

November 17, 2011

Ali loves to play on our Wii.  She especially loves it because not only have we created a Mii for her, myself, and Chris, but  we have dozens of our friends in there also, which she easily recognizes as they pop in and out of her games because I am, if I may say so [...]

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Can’t Buy Me Love.

September 29, 2011

The CEO of my bank is a Tween Girl. She is sitting at the top of her skyscraper downtown in her pink bedazzled office suite, chewing Bubble Yum, flipping through her Justice catalog, painting her nails a fabulous shade of Purple Me Tender, and talking on her jewel-cased iPhone. “I know, like, right?? He is [...]

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Alabama Gameday Scavenger Hunt, 2011 Edition.

September 22, 2011

Rules: 1. If you’re attending an Alabama game this season, Grab a Camera. Photograph as many items listed as possible.  Post on your blog or Facebook – or don’t.  But if you do, leave a link in a comment. 2.  If you’re attending another team’s game, Grab a Camera.  Photograph as many of your own [...]

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