Breakfast is an early time of day to make decisions, but yet, so many decisions must be made.
Like which car to bring to breakfast. It is best if they can match one’s pajamas.
Or for the ladies of the house, which of the crown jewels are most Breakfast-Appropriate.
Then there’s the food. Some prefer day-old pancakes and hot dogs. Others prefer artificially colored artificially flavored “fruit” cereal.
Moods swap manically. From hungry and sleepy,
to sleepy and exceedingly alert.
But food is always king.
Until one remembers that there are sisters to bug.
Sisters have quicker reflexes than they appear.
But should always be re-tested.
Just keep your eye on the hand.
The ultimate key to a successful breakfast is defining the boundaries.
And then everyone can attain happiness.
(Even if she does hold onto a slight measure of cynicism.)
Oh dude. This is yesterday’s milk.
Yeah. It totally is.