Fashion Statements of Fact.

Toddler's Fashion September

Since his debut onto the fashion scene in August, Noah has discovered that he has much more to offer. And so he’s back, explaining in detail the intricacies of toddler clothing and more.

He realizes that exposing the world to his impressive depth of knowledge runs the risk of making him the go-to guy for fashion conundrums, and he has even answered his first fan question in the following video. But he feels that the fashion category is too limiting to his vast scope of expertise, so he wants to answer questions about anything. So if you have your own questions for Noah to resolve in upcoming videos, please leave them in the comments. Because he’s here for you – the Dr. Phil of two-year-olds, ready to help you with all of your life’s mysteries.

Or you can just tell him he’s awesome – because he’s totally down with fan mail.

Leave your comment below!

Comments

  1. 1
    Sheri says:

    Wow, Noah! You really are an expert! I have a couple of questions for you about teenage fashion. First, I’ve noticed some teenagers wearing black socks with shorts. It this tackiness coming back into fashion?
    Second, I’ve also noticed that when teenagers wear tennis shoes (which is very rarely), they often leave them untied, laces dangling. Isn’t this a tripping hazard rather than a fashion statement?
    Thank you for sharing your knowledge with us!

  2. 2

    Ha! You made him say crotchfloss!

  3. 3
    Cathy Davis says:

    Awesomeness!

    1 question – hope its not painful to answer – how are poopy in the toilet times going?

    • 3.1
      Rachel says:

      Oh we gave up for now. It was really more of a trial run, and he’s violently opposed to it. So we’ll wait until he’s more agreeable about the whole thing!

  4. 4
    Kristy says:

    Too Funny! Such big words coming from such a little guy! I have a question for you and it’s a huge problem in my family.

    “What’s the best way to get cat hair off of clothing?”

    We have three cats and my husband and I get their fur all over us when we pick them up and then we walk around in public looking like huge hairballs. Any suggestions?

  5. 5
    Trudi Burner says:

    Noah, inquiring minds would like to know….Does Michael Kors get his fashion sense from you? I mean, you really are the brains behind Project Runway aren’t you?

  6. 6
    Lindsay D says:

    SO FUNNY. He said crotchfloss and I haven’t stopped laughing yet!!

  7. 7
    Holli says:

    Noah you ROCK!
    Please tell me how to brush a 7 yeaer old girl’s waist length hair without everyone screaming?

  8. 8
    Melanie says:

    Noah always makes me laugh.

  9. 9
    Rachel says:

    Those huge words coming out of such a little mouth crack me up!!! So funny!

  10. 10
    Kate says:

    He’s awesome!

    I want to know Noah’s opinion on the jeggings/skinny jeans trend.

  11. 11
    Kitty Engle says:

    I am running out right now just to go buy me a diaper, as in sinular. Noah, why do we have to wear shoes? I do not like wearing shoes.

  12. 12
    Lori T says:

    Again, excellent– especially “they’re the comic sans of fashion”- lol.

  13. 13
    Micah Grace says:

    I literraly have tears streaming down my face! That was hilarious!
    Crotchfloss. He said crotchfloss!

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